The internet is filled with people who have purchased items you didn’t even know you could buy on the open market. For example, did you know you can get a tank for just $250,000? That’s only three Cybertrucks!


A man who has made one of these strange buys goes by the handle @Combat_learjet, and you’ll never guess what his purchase was… Well, unless you guessed “Combat Learjet.” I suppose I should have seen that coming.




On his X/Twitter page, he shows all of the beautiful things that can happen if you own a combat learjet. This ranges from seeing amazing sunsets, to training Gerard Butler to, according to a recent post, being sized up by fighter jets. What a beautiful way to die!



Apparently, if you fly around a combat vehicle in civilian airspace, you’re likely to get a visit from your local fighter jets. Thankfully, OP managed to show the jets that he was not dangerous and didn’t mean any harm, so they departed with ease.


But if he plans to continue flying around in this baby, he should probably put a sign on the outside to make the fighter jets’ job a little easier — maybe a big banner that reads “I AM NOT A TERRORIST.”


I bet that would clear things up quickly and not cause any problems in the slightest!