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HoldenCaulfield

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  • User Since: Mar 28, 2008
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About Me

22. South Jersey.









That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive.

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I Want an Ebaum's World Party
I Want an Ebaum's World Party
Let's face it. Eric Bauman, you have a plane...you have a ton of money, and I'm pretty sure you love...

 

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For people who like surprise sex!

 

I Hate Guidos
I Hate Guidos
If you hate those assholes that spike their hair up, go to tanning salons, wear gold chains, wear po...

 




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December 04

HoldenCaulfield added Wal-Mart Phones to their favorites list 11:13PM

December 01

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November 22

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November 20

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November 16

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