I have a Real Doll and a two day old pizza. I rent a shitty apartment through HUD, and I work part time at McDonald's and collect welfare, which I got after knocking up my fourth baby mama. When my hot pockets come out of the microwave, I come on here to feel sorry for myself, well, because I have nothing better to do. Now what the fuck kind of life do you have mrlittlesama? Do you have a wife and a six month old baby? Go study for your doctorate level classes and try not to fuck up the grading curve for the kids who aren't as smart as you, dickwad.