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Goals:
( ) Get Liza to issue a restraining order on me.
(x) Convince Warrior he has homosexual tendencies.
(x) Convince Warrior so does 93.6% of eBaumers.
(x) RJM, you have the official Bifkin stamp of
approval; fucking funny shit, man.
(x) Free UofL3000.
(x) Organize a hostile takeover of eBaums staff.
(x) Make enough eReps to make a phone call.
( ) Make enough eReps to make a phone call without calling collect.
(x) Get Ali to send me a photo of her ass.
(x) Make an avatar of it.
( ) Blog about being stranded at the mall.
( ) Have eBabies with PoisonIV.
( ) Use "douchebag" in a comment.
(x) Have a subscriber.
(x) Kill a man for a klondike bar.
( ) Classify a sexually transmitted disease in NutGobblers name.
( ) Find the cure for NutGobblers.
(x) Get TotallyLovable to make her next tattoo with my name on it. (Unconfirmed. Send the pic, TL!)
( ) Somehow recover my wallet from Police Evidence.
(x) Rummage through Katie's Hello Kitty trashcan.
( ) Sell this fair condition Hello Kitty undergarment on eBay (Item 380064051034). Proceeds to support Hello Kitty addicts anonymous.
(x) Get an STD from Rachel.
(x) Buy a lock for the door. Damn roomies! Sorry Rachel...
(x) Steal Gabby's eNoob-ginity. It didn't last long, but was fantastic!
(x) Give Bugaboo the Hee-Bee Gee-Bees.
(x) Make Bugaboo admit she's fallen madly in love with me. (I love you too!)
(x) Survey HunterDad's wife's wonderful property.
( ) Watch Makelove make love to my wife.
(x) Tinker MommyD's Bell.
(x) Make Jugs my 18-year old bride/niece in Vegas in March (When she turns 18!)
(x) Get Gintaras to help me break out of prison so I can make the wedding!
( ) Mix Brittany's letters.
(x) Record a video of Mari74... In the shower... With her massage shower head...
(x) Epically scare the shit out of Gizmo
(x) Lose my eNoobginity to Breena.
(x) Boomshakalaka: RJM you make awesome avatars. ones that make mine look like baby shit.
( ) Have a TV Tray dinner with Sarah.
(x) Bug BuG... (!!!)
( ) Creep with Jennie.
(x) Design a home that even Mclovine thinks is awesome.
(x) Give Eric a wedgie.
(x) "I'm totally in e-love with you right now" -Girl totally in e-love with me. (Why does this only happen through electronic means???)
( ) Cami. Through the window... ;)
(x) Frame O.J.
( ) Convince Mallory she's WAY cooler than me.
( ) Convince Katie that killing kitties in the microwave does not make you less emo. Actually it makes you more emo.
( ) Sleep at night.
(x) Ask JBoogie to go to Prom with me.
( ) Die by the expert killer hands of Emily.
( ) Sneak CarGirl in an over 18 club.
(x) Do Mari's plumbing, on the house.
( ) Let LittleB0mbshell exorcise my demons.
( ) Satisfy M's wishes!
( ) Discover the Absolute Maximum of the area between the curves of Jen's pi, my exponential growth, and f(x)=C.
( ) Get my pilot's license this year!
( ) Find out who came first, me or EggOnlyEgg.
( ) Force myself on Ali! If she'll let me, of course...
(x) Send a nude picture to Gabby.
( ) ...of me.
(x) целовать руку ATTION.
( ) Meet Roman.
( ) Adopt Sabrina.
(x) See beyond the Sexy in SexyJess.
( ) Join the Mile High Club while inside Clouds.
(x) Make a ridiculously long Goal List that no one will actually read all the way through.
(x) Inspire a religion in which I am the savior.
(x) Inspire a religion in which I am the savior twice within a year.
(x) "This site is just an idea. RJM's sick mind is in control. I'm a little scared and I can't stop looking out the window."
(x) "it seems like everyone here is just trying to suck RJM's dick....not to be gay but I hate feeling left out :( "
(x) I didn't want to love him, but ... RJM seriously needs to start his own Charm School. -bugaboo
(X) BUGABOO NAMED HER BABY AFTER ME!!!!
(x) Revenge! He touched me and gave me Jesus Juice. :'(
(x) Stalk an underage girl on the internet, only to find out she's a 53 year old guy from Ohio.
( ) Make a fake girl account.
(x) Make a real girl account.
(x) I accidentally the whole economy!
( ) Send a delivery of some REAL Klondike Bars to Fort Erie, Canada.
If your name appears on this list, especially with an "x," I should inform you I recently had a visit with my doctor, and, well... it might be a good idea to have yourself checked.
Sorry.
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