About Me
Green and Floyd = Win
It's always funny until somone gets hurt...
then it's just hilarious.
I (used to) OWN AMOEBA!!
Subscribe for quality over quantity.
Psychiatrists lie most of the time. Go see a Psychologist, or a mescaline holding shaman, its always ur choice.
Sonic Youth Live at last.
Faith no More show was fucking amazing! (10/30)
Give a hoot, read a mothafuckin book! suggested authors:
Ch. Bukowski, K. Toole, H.P. Lovecraft, Pär Lagerkvist(The dwarf), C. MacCarthy (The Road), J. Fante, H.S.Thompson (The rum diary), Ch. Palahniuk (Lullaby), G. Orwell (Animal farm), J. Cortazar, R. Bradbury, A. Camus, N. Parra, H. Selby Jr., R. Ducharme>>>
“I find my only real joy in solitude. My solitude is my palace. There's where I have my chair, my table, my bed, my breeze and my sun. When I sit outside my solitude, I sit in exile, I sit in a deceptive land”.
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COWS AND CAPITALISM:
"TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one, and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
ENRON CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
AMERICAN CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. "
^ from: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80534608/
P.S: Baptazia part 1 is one of the best videos ever featured by EBW "..Flat tire!"
at: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80478006/
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