The next in line to be CEO of criminal financial institution Goldman Sachs is also a part-time DJ, making him the most insufferable piece of shit ever. David Solomon thought putting "banker" on his Tinder profile wasn't nearly douchey enough, so he pursued a nightlife alternate identity as DJ D-Sol, and I'm throwing up in my mouth while I'm typing this.
The 56-year-old "Skrillex of Subprime Mortgages" has done sets at clubs such as New York City's Up&Down, the W Hotel in Miami, and Nippers Beach Bar & Grill in the Bahamas. And while he looks like someone's dad just snuck up to the turntables, I guess the club scene doesn't seem to mind it, as they are all insufferable douchebags without taste themselves. Hopefully this is now the final straw of evidence that DJing is inferior to real musicianship and any asshole can pull it off.