Move over slow wifi, antidepressants and staying in your childhood bedroom with your S.O during the holidays, it seems yet another cockblock has taken the internet by storm – distractingly silly pornos. Earlier this week, Twitter comic @bscomedian took to the platform with a bold question for our infinitely horny culture — “You ever see a porn that's too hilarious to cum too?”



As evident from the post’s 2.5 million views, it seems the answer was a resounding yes, with fans flocking to share their favorite funny porno moments. Alongside deranged classics like the ‘Lemon Stealing Whores’ video, others referenced some modern moments, including one performer taking a break to take a bite of a longjohn, which same, and the high-quality acting that has become a signature of porn.





Beyond silly premises, bizarre dialogue also played a role in making porn un-cumable. Two weeks ago I was watching one where a woman said, “Oh yeah you’re gonna make my butt cum” and I will never recover from this,” mused Twitter user @JMScomedy.




“In Muffy the Vampire Layer Muffy said ‘What have I done in my blind pursuit and 0f vampire eradication?!!!’ and that was it for me,” added @smk73.


Porn — the only thing sillier than comedy itself.