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A Great Man

-HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE IS NOM NOM

-HE KEEPS A BOTTLE OF HEINZ IN HIS BACK POCKET....JUST IN CASE

-HE'S THE DISCOVERER OF THE MEAL BETWEEN BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH

-HE ONCE WENT TO AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET....ANDWON

-WHEN HE GOES TO BASKIN ROBIN'S, HE ORDERS THE LARD_INFAMOUS SPECIAL (LARD_INFAMOUS SPECIAL--20MINUTES ALONE WITH ALL THE BUCKETS OF ICE CREAM)

-HE'S BEEN KNOWN TO SWEAT NACHO CHEESE FROM TIME TO TIME

-HE ONCE CRAPPED OUT AN ENTIRE PIG

-WHEN HE GOES TO THE BEACH, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A TAN

-HE ONCE WENT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND ATE A CHINESE FAMILY

HE IS......

THE MOST GELATINOUS MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BECAUSE I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME EATING, BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER ANYTHING WITH SUGAR

STAY LARDY MY FRIENDS

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Uploaded 09/02/2009
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