AIM prank

Gnomercy Published 09/13/2008

WARNING!

I contained the actual links from the conversation. Click at your own risk! (the first is just a ham tho i promise.... the 2nd... is sick lol)

So recently, my boredom and my want to prove that guys are pathetic, me and a friend recently took it upon ourselves to pose as young girls, get guys all hot and horny, mess with their heads and when asked for a link to our hot 16 year old bodies, we simply provide them with a picture of a very flacid penis. This is one i was toying with last night. ENJOY!

Im RoxyBaby9D

SeesAllEye (11:11:46 PM): Hello

RoxyBaby9D (11:12:22 PM): Heyyy asl?

SeesAllEye (11:12:32 PM): 29/m/Mex, and you?

RoxyBaby9D (11:13:05 PM): 16/f/miami!

SeesAllEye (11:13:33 PM): wow ... oh gee ... and how's the weather treating you?

RoxyBaby9D (11:13:51 PM): Ugh, its so nice here

SeesAllEye (11:14:02 PM): it isn't raining and with strong winds?

RoxyBaby9D (11:14:24 PM): Eh, its rly not that bad hurr

SeesAllEye (11:15:03 PM): maybe you're used to it, and besides the cyclon is on the Gulp of Mexico

SeesAllEye (11:16:25 PM): sorry if I'm intruding

RoxyBaby9D (11:16:45 PM): Not at all!

SeesAllEye (11:17:01 PM): oh whewww .. I feared I had interrupted something.

RoxyBaby9D (11:17:53 PM): Lyk wut?

SeesAllEye (11:18:03 PM): like homework or watching tv

SeesAllEye (11:18:17 PM): lol ... what else did you think? :-)

RoxyBaby9D (11:18:43 PM): IDK, what i normally do when im bored

SeesAllEye (11:19:05 PM): mmm ... you let my imagination wonder ;-)

RoxyBaby9D (11:19:18 PM): Want a hint? ;-)

SeesAllEye (11:19:24 PM): aha :-)

RoxyBaby9D (11:19:39 PM): It involves, a banana, some lube, and a gently used ham

SeesAllEye (11:19:57 PM): mmm ... gee ... would you let me help you?

RoxyBaby9D (11:20:24 PM): Well u no what they say.... Its better with a friend!

SeesAllEye (11:20:25 PM): what is the ham for?

RoxyBaby9D (11:20:34 PM): Ugh! If u have to ask you dont wanna no

SeesAllEye (11:20:42 PM): then I'd be willing to be with you now :-)

SeesAllEye (11:20:59 PM): (no ham though, lol)

RoxyBaby9D (11:21:00 PM): *sigh* too bad your allllll the wayyyyyyy in mexicooooooo

RoxyBaby9D (11:21:09 PM): o but the ham is the best part!

SeesAllEye (11:21:29 PM): yeah ... sigh ... but we could imagine being together ... you're already getting me so ... so .. you know :-[

SeesAllEye (11:21:38 PM): then yuo could tell me what the ham is for

RoxyBaby9D (11:21:50 PM): Aww ur so cute!

SeesAllEye (11:21:59 PM): (I am so hard now ... so fast)

SeesAllEye (11:22:10 PM): you are even cuter :-)

RoxyBaby9D (11:22:29 PM): Dang that wasnt hard at all!

RoxyBaby9D (11:22:32 PM): Turning you on that is

SeesAllEye (11:23:09 PM): well, I was kinda horny when I signed on and then ... imagining you were also turned me on faster

RoxyBaby9D (11:23:31 PM): Aww

SeesAllEye (11:23:41 PM): gee ... I am so hard, would you want me to let it out for you?

RoxyBaby9D (11:23:57 PM): Oh please do, i have this ham to keep me moist

SeesAllEye (11:24:26 PM): mmmm .. sounds like fun ... what are you wearing yourself?

RoxyBaby9D (11:24:42 PM): Sorry btw! All my friends say im kind of a freek!

SeesAllEye (11:24:54 PM): because of the ham?

RoxyBaby9D (11:25:07 PM): That and other thingsssss......

SeesAllEye (11:25:18 PM): lol .... hey, it's out now

RoxyBaby9D (11:25:19 PM): Im wearing socks.... just sucks

SeesAllEye (11:25:39 PM): mmm ... wow .... I'd love to see you ... and come to caress you all over

SeesAllEye (11:25:52 PM): and you're fingering yourself?

RoxyBaby9D (11:26:03 PM): Noope :-)

SeesAllEye (11:26:13 PM): do you want me to touch my thing for you?

RoxyBaby9D (11:26:23 PM): PLz do!

SeesAllEye (11:26:35 PM): k ... I wish it were your hand on it ... mmm

SeesAllEye (11:26:53 PM): mmm ... I'm holding it now, it's so hard and hot

RoxyBaby9D (11:27:02 PM): Mmmm thats nice

SeesAllEye (11:27:25 PM): yeah, I like to be telling you about it ...would you want to se and touch it?

SeesAllEye (11:27:43 PM): you could be holding it ... and doing whatever you wanted with it

RoxyBaby9D (11:27:53 PM): I want to bite it

RoxyBaby9D (11:27:55 PM): not hard!~

SeesAllEye (11:28:10 PM): mmm ... you could do that, as long as it doesn't hurt

RoxyBaby9D (11:28:32 PM): It wont at first

RoxyBaby9D (11:28:36 PM): whats your fantasy?

SeesAllEye (11:28:53 PM): mmm ... I have no special fantasy, do you?

RoxyBaby9D (11:29:05 PM): Ugh! you neeeeeeeed a fantasyyy

SeesAllEye (11:29:06 PM): but I do like to see pics of naked girls

SeesAllEye (11:29:20 PM): maybe I do have them when I see the pics

SeesAllEye (11:29:35 PM): do you have any pics?

RoxyBaby9D (11:30:23 PM): I only have 1 pic haha and its for me

SeesAllEye (11:30:23 PM): I am throbbing now

SeesAllEye (11:30:35 PM): can't I see it? what is it of?

SeesAllEye (11:30:47 PM): do you want me to search for one in the Internet?

RoxyBaby9D (11:31:04 PM): Search for wut?

SeesAllEye (11:31:10 PM): for a pic

SeesAllEye (11:31:17 PM): of a naked girl

RoxyBaby9D (11:31:30 PM): Mmm i dont rly lyk naked girlz lolols

SeesAllEye (11:31:55 PM): hahaha .. yes, you're right, but I wouldn't like to search for one of a naked guy

SeesAllEye (11:32:09 PM): why can't I see the pic yu have?

RoxyBaby9D (11:32:11 PM): Hehe its okay!

RoxyBaby9D (11:32:18 PM): I dont think youd find it sexy like id o

RoxyBaby9D (11:32:22 PM): i do*

SeesAllEye (11:32:26 PM): we could try

RoxyBaby9D (11:32:32 PM): Alright....

SeesAllEye (11:32:37 PM): thanks

RoxyBaby9D (11:32:40 PM): http://georgiafaces.caes.uga.edu/graphicsfiles/ham%201.jpg

SeesAllEye (11:32:56 PM): I'm going to the site

RoxyBaby9D (11:33:04 PM): Alright!

SeesAllEye (11:33:15 PM): you're right, it's not sexy for me ... but it's apetizing, lol

RoxyBaby9D (11:33:29 PM): Haha sorry! mmmm its so... thinly sliced

SeesAllEye (11:33:30 PM): I'd rather look at the pic of a girl, lol

RoxyBaby9D (11:33:38 PM): I just want to get wet all over it

SeesAllEye (11:33:47 PM): yeah, it's ok, but maybe when I prepare a sandwich

RoxyBaby9D (11:33:58 PM): Haha you know what i want to do

RoxyBaby9D (11:34:16 PM): I want you to tie me up, be stern with me, and beat me silly with a ham.

RoxyBaby9D (11:34:28 PM): And then pray with me.

SeesAllEye (11:34:41 PM): pray as a penance?

RoxyBaby9D (11:35:01 PM): Pray as in worship satan

RoxyBaby9D (11:35:20 PM): Haha jk!

SeesAllEye (11:35:22 PM): I don't let satan into my life

RoxyBaby9D (11:35:34 PM): Good, your not lyk religous are u?

SeesAllEye (11:35:57 PM): I think I am religious, but I pray only to God. Hey I found a pic of a girl and a guy

RoxyBaby9D (11:36:10 PM): Mmmmmmmm okay

SeesAllEye (11:36:20 PM): do u want to see it?

RoxyBaby9D (11:36:31 PM): I guessss... lols if you make me

SeesAllEye (11:36:44 PM): if I make youi?

RoxyBaby9D (11:37:13 PM): Hehe, if u want me to see it ill look. Im already so wet just talking 2 u tho

SeesAllEye (11:37:38 PM): mmm ... that pleases me ... for I am so horny becuse of you

RoxyBaby9D (11:37:48 PM): Good babi good

SeesAllEye (11:38:27 PM): now I can't find it .... let me keep searching

RoxyBaby9D (11:38:35 PM): Mmm okay

SeesAllEye (11:40:23 PM): Hey, I couldn't send it, I got a nnotice that id you're not accepting files or that your software does not allow it

SeesAllEye (11:40:31 PM): :-(

RoxyBaby9D (11:40:38 PM): Thats too bad! :-(

RoxyBaby9D (11:40:47 PM): IDK how to change it

RoxyBaby9D (11:41:02 PM): If only some sexy computer repair man would cum sho me how

SeesAllEye (11:41:16 PM): yeah .... it's the pic of a naked girl with one leg raised letting a guy, laying by her side, introduce his dick into her pussy

SeesAllEye (11:41:36 PM): lol ... I don't know either ... but I am so hot now

RoxyBaby9D (11:41:54 PM): Mm i want to do amatuer porn, i could do shyt lyk that lols

SeesAllEye (11:41:59 PM): I am holding it ... and rubbing it slowly along the shaft

RoxyBaby9D (11:42:13 PM): Oh yeah, work that meat

SeesAllEye (11:42:17 PM): I'd like to be your photographer and sex partner ...mmmm

SeesAllEye (11:42:36 PM): maybe I can find the pic in the Internet and give you the link

RoxyBaby9D (11:43:34 PM): Ooo i have a picture of me.... wanna take a look? ;-)