So my friends, I'm wondering if you could only get one gift for Christmas (and it could be anything) what would it be?
For myself, I want a free year of massages. The real kind, not the illegal in 49 states kind. Hot stone, swedish, deep tissue, (it does sound kind of pornographic doesn't it) I want them all. I have to hear so much shit doing my job, I need something to relax and take my mind off the endless stream of idiots I come across.
So tell me what you want. And if anyone puts down peace on earth and all that crap, I will find where you live and throw rocks at you.
I am the Pup and Merry Christmas bitches.