So what's with all the dick enhancement ads on the site lately? Some of 'em are funny (that bug-eyed chick was kinda good) but the rest are just insulting. "Add four inches!"---bullshit!! How the fuck is a rub-on cream or some little pill going to magically cause penile growth?? Does anyone even take these ads seriously? Maybe that guy iLIKEtoSAYpoop could weigh in on this for me, having no actual penis to speak of and all, but for the rest of us it seems a little tiresome.

Who decided that people who use ebaumsworld are in need of cock enhancement?? The majority of the users on here are douchebag high school kids. (Don't jump down my throat on that; some of you are full of awesomeness, but the ones who constantly troll the featured sections really chap my ass.) I'd like to think that despite the continous exposure to cellphone and TV radiation at least the majority of the dudes here could force wood. What the fuck?! Know your target audience, ZVUE fellows! If you wanted to market to the masses on here, why not try acne cream or one of those hand-held rubber vaginas?

I know they get cash from these companies selling snake-oil, but c'mmon; have a little respect for your users! Video game and film production companies are always looking to whore their wares to a mass amount of people; why not give them a little business? Even those terrible television stations targeted at pre-teen fatties would be a welcome change from the crap they think internet users would buy 'en masse'. I'd much rather see an ad for a new episode of some shit CW show than a guy with a too-thin goatee and an "I wanna be a member of the Strokes" haircut looking down at his junk.

This has been pissing me off for a week now. Anyone else tired of the fucking ads!?!?

That's my rant. I'll move on now.

-The Big Bad