Glory, glory hallelujah! America has been saved! Rick Perry just announced that he's an official candidate of U.S. President and Michelle Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll. It looks like we're set up for a Perry/Bauchmann ticket now! We'll not only have a Christian president, but a Christian vice president as well. They're sure to win since the mindless masses of voters across the country are sure that the only qualification a candidate needs is to say that they are Christian.
Ah, the wonders of such a Christian presidency bring shivers to my spine! All the godless fags and liberals across the country will be wiped off the face of the earth. Once that is accomplished, I'm sure America will return to good old Christian family values... like lynching niggers, killing Jews, and all the other wonderful things that the American Family Association stands for.
With wonderful Christian spiritual advisors like Mike Bickle, John Hagee, Lou Engle, Dr. John Benefiel, Rod Parsley, Alice Smith, David Barton, Bryan Fischer, Willie Wooten, Cindy Jacobs, and C. Porter Wagner behind him, God is sure to pour out his blessings and restore America to the country it was supposed to be. If you don't know who they are, here's an overview.
Here's another with words from these fine spiritual advisors' mouths.
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FINALLY! Some nice, good, upstanding Christian leaders to help point America in the right direction. With these leaders on Perry's side and with a fine Christian running mate, how can they lose? The drought will end, the earthquakes will stop, the tsunamis will be no more, the floods will stop and Jesus will come down from the clouds... just as soon as Perry gets Armageddon started for Him.
Praise God and God Bless America! The nation will soon be restored.