My room mate was on my computer today and stumbled upon a webcam site. He noticed that you could talk to the women until someone payed for a private session and called me over to look (we love causing problems and saw much potential). This will not sound too amazing until you try it, but here's what we did:

The average showing had about ten nasty dudes typing some out-there shit to the women. They read with the disinterest we all have reserved for working any type of job. Occasionally, they would type a response or wave at someone... until they saw what we wrote:

*Note* We couldn't copy and paste because it was not allowed, so these are all reconstructed from memory.

#1

Guest78: take off yr shirt

Guest36: do you do toys?

Guest92: touch yourself!

Guest77: How do you feel about Michael Bolton? Does he turn you on? Ugh... I'm touching myself and thinking about Bolton...

Guest34: What?

#2

Guest34: show us you tits!

Guest53: can you do watersports?

Guest14: flash me your vajoina

Guest77: Last year, I was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico... I got raped by a dolphin.They do that, you know... 

#3

Guest74: i want u to swallow my cum

Guest46: i speik sex englis to u

Guest77: My favorite cereal is definitely Reese's Peanutbutter Crunch, but it gives me hot farts.

Guest64: want to suck me off?

Guest77: Oh! The farts are so dirty. So greasy. I just puked in my mouth.

#4

Guest21: nice tits baby!

Guest59: im so hot 4 you now...

Guest61: do u like too suck dick?

Guest77: Today, I pooped in my bathttub. I had to smash it down the drain with my toes. Strangely satisfying. (This got the best responses from the girls)

So yeah, this isn't really that funny, but I promise that you will have a blast if you do it yourself. The responses we got from the ladies were awesome. Try it and have fun!