Anatomy of a Game Show Host
Past standup careers
Be it Louie Anderson or Howie Mandel standup has given hosts the stage presence needed to entertain millions every night. It has also enabled them to laugh at themselves as they wonder where there real careers went. How would you feel if your stand up career slowly waned away to the point where you haggle with a silhouette over the phone day in and day out? Maybe to the point where you develop a
Drinking Problem
Like I said, when your career goes into the shitter you can usually rely on Mr. Jim Beam to help you out, or to give people watching added excitement. Why do you think Anne Robinson was such a condescending bitch? Booze!
Communism
Need I say more?
Horny Creepers
Richard Dawson is probably the prime example of this common host trait. He was always willing to kiss the contestants all the contestants. Whether the persons Fat, a midget, or a man, Dawson and many other hosts have probably kissed it.
Realists
All game show hosts have come to one simple conclusion before signing their contract. That is they realize that after this gig they will never work infront of a camera again. Who in there right mind is going to hired a standup drunk commie who molests people? My point exactly.
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