Yesterday at work, this woman comes in looking for some bras.  I told her it looked like she was wearing the wrong size and asked if she would mind if I measured her (She had muffin boob).  She kind of gave me that "bitch, you best be backing up" look (in full ghetto speak) but let me fit her anyway.  Well, this psycho didn't like that her band size was two sizes higher than the bra she was wearing, so she told me I must be retarded and proceeded to try on bras in her "current size."

The bitch then got angry with ME that the bras that I told her were the wrong size weren't fitting.  Whatever, crazy lady.

"Ma'am, bras do tend to stretch out in the band, yadda yadda yadda."

She wasn't having any of it and threw them at me, then went around the store knocking stuff over like a 5-year-old having a temper tantrum/seizure.

She came in with this skinny little white guy, and this rhinocerous black dude.  Well, she said something to him, and the little honky came over and asked me about stupid random stuff, which I'm now assuming was to distract me(I was the only person on the sales floor, my lesbian manager was in the back probably texting her girlfriend).

The huge black guy walked over to the one corner of the store, apparantly pulled his pants down, and pissed all over probably 15 bras, and quite a few panties that were hanging beneath them as well.  I didn't find out until I went to clean up all the stuff she had thrown everywhere when I saw a yellow puddle on the floor, getting larger as it dripped off of the bras.  I don't know what would possibly possess them to all do this.

What the fuck is up with crazy people these days?