So, today I had to work at 9 a.m. until 6 p.m. and my fiance had to work from 3 p.m. until 9 p.m., which means we needed a babysitter until I got off. We have a 2 1/2 year old daughter, who is very smart mind you, and sometimes it is hard to find a babysitter. We, well my finance, has these two friends who love Kaydence to love death and usually watch her. The problem is, I don't really care for them; and here is why:

1. They are Christians.

2. They are vegetarians.

3. They don't cuss, smoke, drink, fuck, etc.

4. One of them is 16. and is a really big drama queen. Everything is about her all the time. Fucking annoying.

5. The other is 26. Not so much a drama queen, but annoying nonetheless. She also weighs about 290-300lbs. The 16 year old is also rather large.

6. They eat fast food ALL THE TIME. If eating fast food and being fat were an Olympic sport, they'd win every year. No joke.

With all that said, when I get home from a long day's work, I want no one here and a clean house. Never happens.

Usually when they babysit, fast food garbage is everywhere, soda cans that I bought are half empty, toys everywhere, t.v. super loud, and my computer is on. My computer is not to be fucking touched!!!

Tonight my fiance got off early so we were both home around 7:00. I am tired, hungry and horny. Needless to say, I don't want anyone else here but "My Trio" as I like to call  it.

The aforementioned two people like to stay all hours of the fucking night. I throw hints out like, "Hey fucking leave!" It does'nt work. Like tonight, I get home and leave for about 20 minutes. I got back they are still here. I took a 30 minute shower. Still here. Smoked 3 packs of cigarettes. Still here. I say to myself, "Are you fucking kidding me?!"

So I ask all of you, what would you do in this situation? What would you say to not ruin the whole babysitter thing?

It makes me so mad. I have a really bad smart ass kind of atitude and don't want to say something to jeopardize the realtionship between them and my fiancee.

ARGHHH!!!