Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! ARRR!!! Cap'n Scalawag be sittin' pretty, so have a good one, ye scurvy dogs, or ye be walkin' th' plank!
Fetch some grog, grab yer wench and start up the shanties!
(For information on ITLPD, visit the official website)
THIS BE THE GREATEST OF THE HOLIDAYS, ME HEARTIES! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!