Just for the heck of it, I'm gonna post one of the many awkward momments I've had in my life. :/

#1-  I'm at a friends house. Their dad is INSANELY drunk. My friend and I are outside talking when I hear from inside "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY GUN?? IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP BEING LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING GUN BACK!"
Drunk Guy's Wife says- "I'm not gonna let you have it because you're gonna kill yourself! I don't want you dead, I just want you to stop drinking so much!"
Me- *Laughing my ass off at the fail*
My friend- Stop laughing man, it's not funny. He's like this all the time and it really stresses me out.
Me- *Still laughing my ass off* "Hey I'm gonna go then.." *leaves*

If this situation happened again, I honestly don't know how I would keep it together cuz it was fucking funny as shit.