A short true story.

Binocular Pervert  

A few years ago, my sister, mother, and I went on a road trip. As we stopped at a gas station in the middle of no where, my sister noticed an old man sitting in a beat-up old van. She also noticed that he was looking through binoculars. He was gazing across an empty cornfield, at a single house sitting about 1/2 mile off the road. We looked closely and noticed a woman in a swimming pool.

My mom had the idea to scare the shit out of him. After she pumped the gas, we drove around the backside of the gas station, and snuck up to the side of his van. We sat there for about 10 seconds to make sure he didn't notice us. He was too busy looking at the woman. So my mom quickly honked the horn about 3 times. He jumped so high in his seat, and had a sheer look of terror on his face. We guessed that he pissed himself. We sped off, laughing our asses off.