So today I woke up to go to class, it was around 11am and when I got to my car it was a fucking mess. Birds had shit all over my car it was nasty, and no other car in the whole parking lot even had one fucking drop of bird shit on it. As I looked around at all the other cars I looked up on the roofs of all the apartment buildings around me and didnt see bird shit anywhere. I just dont understand how a fucking bird can shit on such a small target like my car but not a god damn building.