I fucking hate sunblock.  Why?  Because I always burn anyway.  "Apply every two hours" my ass!  I apply every hour and still burn!   With 75 SPF- the kind made to protect baby's skin!  It's ridiculous!

We went out miniature golfing with some friends this past weekend, and it's NC, so it's hot.  I was wearing a tank top, and so naturally, I slathered my shoulders, arms, neck, chest and upper back with brand new SPF 75 UVA/UVB blocking sunscreen.  We were out for an hour at the most, and now I'm red as fuck.  I think I just need to stay indoors for the rest of my life...