OK so I was at Walmart today and they have their Christmas displays out and I noticed they moved all that CANDY CORN into the middle isle. I mean when I see kids trick or treating I think "It's beginning to look alot like Christmas" sorry I broke into song there. Yes sir witches and goblins and soaping windows and buying pumpkins just make me think about Christmas when I was a kid....... NO IT DOESNT DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK so Notice they also put out their Christmas candy so if I buy my Christmas candy in October then here is my question.....HOW DAMN OLD IS THIS CANDY CORN I AM EATING????
OK I like being first and now I am the first person to complain about Christmas!!!
Thank you for reading and BA HUMBUG Bohank