Hello my fellow Americans.

As I alieviatise myself from my possitiation as President, I must continueatise to stresserize the ever ongoing fight on terrorisation.

We must rememberitize to retiserate the hog of justicery and rememberate that the United States still stands for Freedomness, like the United States of Freedomia would be an appropriate name for this situiation.

And as I surenderize my possition to the next president, I will continue to supporterate the Democratization of Iraq.  The reason I muct continueate to stresserize this possition is because in order to remainitize as a freedomed nation, we must displayetise our abilities, as Americans, to dominatise lesser nationalities, showeratise our strongness to more less-lesser nations.

I thank every one of you Patriotisers who are here today, for it is you as well, that standerates for Freedomness.  It is your supporterisation that makes the Democrinasatiation of more less less-lesser nations a reality.  And now, it is my pleasureisation to welcomitise the next President of the United States.