*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.

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Topic 1 - How to fill up petrol tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able to write your name in the snow using urine.
Group discussion.

Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.

Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum.

Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.

Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.

Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.

Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.

Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.

Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.

Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do f*ck
all to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.

Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"

Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group B*TCH about your man to anyone who's interested.

The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.

The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.