Your a fucking asshole you fucking asshole, Stop advertising or I will shit on your head while your crossing the street you fucking asshole. I won't rest until criminals like you no longer walk this street, I will be watching you while you sleep I will be at your window eating a burrito wrapper as I clean my wings. Don't be surpirised if you  wake up and find a message scattered in pigeon shit.

         sincerely the pigeon man.