What began as a jab, by Barack Obama, aimed at McCain’s obvious lack of blood flow, created a whirlwind of blowback for the Democrat nominee. In an age where negative campaigning is the norm, Obama, playing the game, released new ads attacking McCain for being an animatronic tool without a pulse, thus causing the Republican’s eerie, pale, ghost-like appearance. The unintended consequence of the campaign was to reveal Obama’s own lilly white ass, and the implication that he is, in actuality, just a well tanned White guy.

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