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Dirty Kitty

I'm an idiot. I bought a new suit this afternoon (Boxing Week sales) for a decent price. I got it home, removed it from the bag and plastic, held it up for the pals to see, then threw it willy-nilly on the sofa and took off out the door for another destination.

 

I got home about two hours ago and realized my suit was still out. I went to go put it away and noticed a giant-ass streak of puke down the entire left arm and some across the middle! One of the fucking cats threw-up on my new suit!

 

Will dry-cleaning take this shit out?!? It looks like its been sitting for a bit now...the stain is really set. Its a dark suit, but it has a giant discoloured darker patch of grossness on it. What the fuck!?!? Does anyone know anything about dry-cleaning? One of you fine folks must work at or frequent a dry-cleaners. Any help??

 

If it cannot be removed entirely, anyone have any folk-remedy style ideas to fix this? Lemon juice? Vodka? Pineapples and rain-water?? Anyone? (Don't bother with that whole bleach and a razor blade cure; it ruined my last suit somehow...)

 

A fine end to a fine day. I seem to be on a puke-roll today. Like a theme or something. I wonder if cat endtrails removes  stains or makes them worse?? Oh well. It was my folly and the cats can't be to blame.

 

Yet.

 

Thanks for reading and possibly helping me out,

-The Big Bad

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