ditty,dear ditty..we met one spring in 45,on the prom at frinton you had a midget by your side i gave you a smile as you walked on by your coat was worn and almost thread bear,poor ditty she had seagull shit stuck in her hair,a rank stench off piss came from your tights,the midget looked hungry i pity your plight,ditty,i threw you thirty bob,you showed me you tit,and that darling ditty was coverd in midget shit,