So I'm sitting here watching George fuckin Lopez on Nick at NIte (Go me, and my super exciting life), and I noticed that George's amazingly hott wife used the word "Elephantitis." Now, first off, George Lopez is an ugly mexican who works in a factory, yet his wife is basically a super model. And his Daughter? Hot too. WtF?  What kind of hot supermodel would marry George Lopez? And what, did all of her genes get passed to his daughter, and none of his? Sorry for getting a little off track there. The point is, people, the word is "Elephantiasis," NOT "elephantitis."