*WARNING* This is definitely going to offend some people!!
This is an addition to my previous blog about emo pictures. The following in italics is a repeat from my earlier blog. If you read it, there’s no need to read it again. Those who haven’t might have to get it to get the pictures.
1. Always be looking UP at the camera.
It's almost like the blowjob pose, when the girl is looking up at you. I think they want to look up because it makes their eyes bigger somehow...maybe they have severe lazy eye and that is the only way they can have a normal picture. It looks stupid considering that no normal picture will ever be taken from that angle. Furthermore, all emo pictures look alike because of this. There are 5 girls just in the blog section whose pictures look EXACTLY alike. But that's all emos are- conformistists.
2. Always have to show a little skin.
Looking up at the camera gives everyone a little glimpse right down your shirt. So from the very first look at you, men are thinking that you're easy...and you probably are because you have low self esteem, your father wasn't there when you were younger and now you strive for that male affection by having sex with every man that offers attention.
3. Make sure you're wearing black (or an equally dark color).
What's cooler than looking like you're forever in mourning? Why don't you go ahead and rip your clothes and rub black ashes under your eyes? Oh wait, that's eye liner. What's even worse is that it STANDS OUT among the whole picture. Make-up is supposed to enhance beauty, not make up for what you don't have. Just because you apply more make-up doesn't mean we still can see all those zits under the inch of foundation. Gross.
Just to prove my point, here’s pictures that I found in 5 minutes of looking:
Some are people on the blogs and some are just on the site. Just further proves my point. I can keep finding this shit all day. Why take a self pic? Afraid that you'll look egotistical by asking everyone to keep taking your picture? These are the same girls whose phone pictures are 90% of themselves posing. Just wanted to prove my point.
On to my next point, which one are you most willing to fuck?!