Dear Mr. SpaceEagle,
I am writing this blog on behalf of 97% of registered ebw users who have read your blogs.
First off, I'd like to clarify a few issues. You seem like a good guy. You're honest, passionate, articulate, and persistent . Ebaum's World values none of these traits. This is a humor website. A fucked up type of humor website. If you don't believe me, just check out the live chat. You will rapidly gain understanding.
I'm only trying to save you grief. No one, and I mean NO ONE here will be swayed by your bullshit agenda. We get it. You're convinced that corporations are the devil incarnate. Government is fucking the people. Peace, love, Jesus, blah, blah, blah.
Where the fuck did you get the notion that posting 42 socialistic, politically motivated blogs a day on a fucked up humor site would be a good idea?
"The Willie Nelson Research Institute"? Are you fucking serious? News flash my friend. YOU ARE INSANE AND NOBODY HERE GIVES A FUCK.
The more you post (a.k.a. spam), this blog section with your retarded bullshit, the more feelings of hate you will evoke. The users here may seem retarded, but don't be fooled. They will fuck your mind while your sleep. I'm just trying to give you a heads ups.
Sorry that I'm the only one with the balls to break it to you, but you need to lighten up or GTFO.
May the Force be with you,