Forgetful? Staple a post-it note to your hand
Plastic wrap makes for an excellent makeshift condom
Out of toothpaste? Use hand soap instead
Out of hand soap? Use toothpaste
Air Conditioning too expensive? Keep your refrigerator open
Always forgetting your passwords? Use the same password for everything
Homemade Mashed Potatoes in 2 easy steps: 1. Place potato in mouth 2. chew until mashed.