Ok, so I suggested a finish the joke game, and I had one person say they loved the idea (which in Florida counts as a valid election), so here's a first go-round. Which is not to say that I won't do the other games!
I'm going to attempt a generic setup, and you just comment with your punchlines.
An old man, covered in dust, limps into a diner. In one hand he has a lunch bucket, with what sounds like dueling chickens inside. In the other, he has a screw driver. He approaches the clerk at the counter and...
Have at it, and good luck!
BTW, I'll give the contest vote another few hours. Remember to cast your vote for "Relay Stories", "Jeopardy", or "Both" Hell, if I feel pretty spry I just might do both anyway!