All right HunterDad, this is two, so you better get crackin'.
I decided to go the easy route first and post my list of my favorite blogs that I wrote. I was actually surprised to realize that I have now written over 30, and I had more to choose from than I realized.
I thought these were good. If you didn't, well, then, go read Eshel's. Oops, you can't!
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10. Going Down, The Old Fashioned Way. One of my newer blogs, but sure to be a classic, in which I chronicle the tale of a senior citizen coitus interruptus. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80517244
9. Parent Fail - The Public Flogging of Dr. Spock. I am embarrassed to say that it took me three days to figure out sum1udontno's Star Trek reference. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80512085
8. I Am Quitting Drugs, Parts I & II. An only slightly misleading title about my struggle to kick the habit. Well, a habit. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80507930 and http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80507943
7. The Woman's Toilet - Fact or Fiction? Really, how often do you read the phrase "tampon caddy" in a blog? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80487280
6. Adventures In Smoking. How does a 32 year old start smoking? Find out here, in my very first blog. (Three more were to follow - if only I'd known what I was getting into!) http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80473121
5. 37! My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks! This would have been higher just for the title, but it's not exactly related to "Clerks". Sort of, though. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80474813
4. Typical Fucking Colts. After the Fucking Colts lost in the fucking first round of the playoffs yet a-fucking-gain, I had to vent. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80481251
3. Reply Awfuljackass and Nazis Let's Go One Better. This awkwardly titled gem gave me license to place my dark side in public view. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80481283
2. The Tale of the Female Turkey Penis. I think I had gotten this on in a more timely manner it would have been good feature material. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80475411
1. Pooping In Private, Every Man's Dream. Quite possibly my biggest pet peeve, the inability of the married man to poop in peace. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80492217
And with an honorable mention, the slightly antagonistically titled "Fuck the Snow, Fuck the Snow, Fuck the Snow" Timely, in that we are supposed to get 3-4 more inches tomorrow. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80491090
Have fun! Let me know what you think.