All right HunterDad, this is two, so you better get crackin'.

I decided to go the easy route first and post my list of my favorite blogs that I wrote.  I was actually surprised to realize that I have now written over 30, and I had more to choose from than I realized.

I thought these were good.  If you didn't, well, then, go read Eshel's.  Oops, you can't!

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10. Going Down, The Old Fashioned Way.  One of my newer blogs, but sure to be a classic, in which I chronicle the tale of a senior citizen coitus interruptus.  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80517244

9. Parent Fail - The Public Flogging of Dr. Spock.  I am embarrassed to say that it took me three days to figure out sum1udontno's Star Trek reference. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80512085

8. I Am Quitting Drugs, Parts I & II.  An only slightly misleading title about my struggle to kick the habit.  Well, a habit. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80507930 and http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80507943

7. The Woman's Toilet - Fact or Fiction?  Really, how often do you read the phrase "tampon caddy" in a blog? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80487280

6. Adventures In Smoking.  How does a 32 year old start smoking?  Find out here, in my very first blog.  (Three more were to follow - if only I'd known what I was getting into!) http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80473121 

5. 37!  My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks!  This would have been higher just for the title, but it's not exactly related to "Clerks".  Sort of, though. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80474813

4. Typical Fucking Colts.  After the Fucking Colts lost in the fucking first round of the playoffs yet a-fucking-gain, I had to vent. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80481251

3. Reply Awfuljackass and Nazis Let's Go One Better.  This awkwardly titled gem gave me license to place my dark side in public view. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80481283

2. The Tale of the Female Turkey Penis.  I think I had gotten this on in a more timely manner it would have been good feature material. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80475411

1. Pooping In Private, Every Man's Dream.  Quite possibly my biggest pet peeve, the inability of the married man to poop in peace. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80492217

And with an honorable mention, the slightly antagonistically titled "Fuck the Snow, Fuck the Snow, Fuck the Snow"  Timely, in that we are supposed to get 3-4 more inches tomorrow.  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog/footfknmaster/view=80491090

Have fun!  Let me know what you think.