For those of you who don't know who Jerry Jones is, he is the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

He is also a selfish, greedy, asshole.I'm apologizing on behalf of Texas for the 800 or so people

who didn't get there seats at the superbowl, and everybody who had to pay $500 for parking alone(courtesy of Jerry Jones).We are also sorry for the poor handling of the snow. Cut us a break.We live in Texas, and we're not used to alot of snow. We're used to 100 degree weather.