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 Almost everybody I know sleep walks. People usualy stop sleep walking once they get older but some people never do *cough me cough*. Its really messed up, I will go to sleep on my bed in my room and wake up in my basement on the floor. Lately I have been waking up in the morining with very unusual items under my pillow. Apparently I steal shit in my sleep. When I first started doing this it was small things like socks, Eyeliner, Toothbrushe's but in the past week Ive woken up with a juice jug under my pillow, a can of hairspray, and one of my shoe's. I think I might be like uncounciously hording shit because there will randomly be a zombie outbreak, So everyone go buy the book " the Zombie survival guide" speaking of that book it kicks ass. Not only is it hilarious but it causes you to plan situations with zombies and what you would do...if you read it you'll understand.

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