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Furries And Perverts

Recently there was this nerd commenting on my magnificent article. His opinion was that I don't know enough about The Elder Scrolls to give my opinion of Daggerfall and that the cat people race in Daggerfall was wrong. The Khajeet look like people with hairy abdomens and tails in Daggerfall. The nerd obviously didn't like that, since he's most probably one of those furry freaks. If you don't know what a furry is, it's one of those people who dress up in animal costumes and go to orgies.


But about the game itself, I noticed that Daggerfall had pretty character models for cat people, which kept changing later, since the Khajeet race seemed to become more hairy and catlike.


Look even farther, at the first part of the game (Arena):


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As you can see here, this is the best concept of the Khajeet (Daggerfall):


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In Morrowind, things started to get a bit awkward...


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The Khajeet above still looks kind of cool, but get a load of this (Oblivion):


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Seriously, why are the Khajeet getting more cat and less people with every new Elder Scrolls game?


You probably know how the Khajeet look in Skyrim, but here's a picture:


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What happened?!?!?!


Did some furry asshole design these characters, trying to get them more catlike each time? The Khajeet look like shit in Skyrim and I can predict how they are going to look in the 6th part of The Elder Scrolls. Like this:


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Elder Scrolls designers should have applied the furry chart below to know where to draw the line.


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