This is an email I sent everyone when I got a mass email telling us to go to this site:

http://www.LightbulbsToLeadership.org

After I went there and scraped puke out of my keyboard, I wrote this:

Sorry, but I just can't sit back and let this one go:

We don't have a "global warming" problem. We have an energy dependence and deficiency problem and it's because of the Environmentalists and other hippie, tree-hugging legislators out there.

Does anyone see the shoreline stretching into the Rockies and Appalachian? No.

Does anyone see apocalyptic storm cells ravaging the planet? No.

Does anyone see Chapter 23 of Revelations coming to Earth? No.




Now...



Doesn't EVERYONE see that the gas prices have a choke-hold on our way of life? YES!

Doesn't EVERYONE see that the gas prices have forced our truckers to hike up their prices to deliver our goods? YES!

Doesn't EVERYONE see that a gallon of milk that used to cost $3.16 a gallon now costs $3.51 a gallon? YES!


You know, I remember seeing those commercials on tv when I was a kid about the Native who rows his canoe to a city shoreline only to find that it's covered in litter. He looks up to see billowing smog pouring out of an anonymous factory and some careless people drive by and throw trash at his feet. The commercial ends with a tear streaming down his face and a plead to "save our planet".

I was just a kid and I could tell by the video and audio that that commercial had to have been made in the early 70s so this Earth Day mentality and awareness has been in effect for a while now. I condone taking care of the planet even though I drive a non-hybrid, fossil-fuel burning vehicle... which gets 34 mpg city. How 'bout yours?

But even though I get great gas mileage (surprising the way I drive...), I still get that nails-on-a-chalkboard feeling at the pump. $46.93 for a full tank and that lasts me 6-8 days depending. I remember when I started driving gas was eighty-nine CENTS. Ahh...

The gas prices never really did shoot up all of a sudden. It sure felt like it sometimes, especially with our wonderful media coverage scaring the shit out of all us sheople all the time. It pretty much took 10 years from the time I started driving for the gas at that Eagle gas station on Queen City Bridge in Manchester to go from $.89 to $3.96 at the Aafees military exchange gas station on Ft. Bragg down here in NC. Granted in the past few years that we've had boots on ground overseas, the prices have gone up faster.

Isn't it a coincidence that OUR fuel prices have gone up quite a bit while we are fighting our enemies who have connections to the oil barons?

It's to CHOKE US THE FUCK OFF!!!!

..and these hippies that just voted for terrorists in G-Bay to have the same constitutional rights as our citizens are the same dickwads who keep undermining the mission of our country which is to uphold freedom and liberty, not to all, just to Americans. I'd bet a million that they're in the pockets of all those out there that would like to see America go under. Now our kind and gentle criminals here at home are equaled with terrorists who aren't charged with arson, burglary, rape, or domestic abuse but would blow up entire cities if they could just get their fingers on a dirty bomb. The same scum that would make you watch while they raped your wife and shot your kids between the eyes, just because you're an American.

YOUR FRIENDS: THE DEMOCRAPS

Oh! And another thing on that hippie website: they want to attack a senator for blocking legislation that would tax the fuck out of oil companies "billions in profits". Well, NO SHIT!!

DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF HAVING A CORPORATION?!?!? THEY DON'T FUCKING PAY TAXES!!!!



YOU DO!!!!!


"Duhhh, yeah, like, if I'm elected? Then, like, DUH, I'll, like, TOTALLY make those stinky oil companies? Like, pay all kinds of taxes? To, like, put money back into the hands of.... of..... like, people? Ya know? Who totally need it! Then we'll have world peace"

TRANSLATION:

Corporation [kawr-puh-rey-shuhn] Noun

1. A bunch of guys who are able to run a business and spend all kinds of money BEFORE they have to pay taxes using very legal and very effective tax LAWS.

2. A bunch of guys who aren't shmucks like the rest of us who pay taxes WHEN WE GET OUR PAYCHECK, and then pay taxes again WHEN WE SPEND OUR PAYCHECK and then pay taxes again WHEN WE TRY TO FUCKING SAVE A NICKLE!



Do you have any idea what would happen if those idiot liberals had their way and were able to keep taxing the shit out of our already parched oil companies?






....I'll let you think about it for a minute....



















Time's up.
















GAS WOULD BE $29.76 9/10!!!!






So, stop with this global warming shit. It's summer now, it's fucking hot, put on a tank-top. I really don't have time to care about some walrus or polar bear. They're part of nature, they'll fucking survive just like our planet has all along. If Mother Nature doesn't want a certain species here, she would have scraped 'em off like the Dodo already. Fuck the Dodo! And fuck global warming!

What needs to happen RIGHT NOW is for the hippie congressmen, yeah, I said it, the same tie-die duchebags from the sixties are now in office telling us what to do, they need to pack up and hit the road in their Volkswagon vans and let the big bad oil companies drill for the gillions of barrels of oil we have in OUR OWN CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! THEN you'll be able to feed your kids breakfast without having to worry about the price of cereal tomorrow.

Then, once we cut off the towel-heads over there from the American dollar and stop putting weapons into the hands of people killing our troops, we can FINALLY concentrate all energy into developing... well, ENERGY EFFICIENT solutions to a problem that started WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY before any of us were a stain on the mattress.

Instead, we need to Drill Here, and DRILL NOW!! http://www.americansolutions.com/actioncenter/petitions/?Guid=54ec6e43-75a8-445b-aa7b-346a1e096659





Whew. Thanks a lot. It's 2:25 in the morning and I have to get up at six.

Now, I've been very calm and cordial this entire time, right? I haven't been loud or angry at all.

Oh, I can get angry but I think I kept my cool while jotting this stuff down.

So, out of respect, if anyone would like to rebut anything that I have said, I will be more than happy to accept your emails as long as they are coherent and relevant about the topic. I will answer your emails in the order I receive them and I will display the utmost grace and eloquence while using good judgment and proper vocabulary to enunciate my objectivity as articulately as possible.

--j


P.S. FUCK AL GORE!