Global Warming

This is when I completely lost hope in humanity. Now I’m no tree hugging hippy or anything, but I do think we should do things to stop this disaster that is unfolding in front of our eyes.

So one day I get assigned to do a project for class on how we could help change the world. My idea was to have everyone do their part (like recycling) to help stop global warming. So I have to go up now and do my presentation and its going rather well. At the end of the presentation the other students had to ask questions or put in their 3 cents in the subject.

That’s when one of my classmates just blurs out "WHO CARES ABOUT THE EARTH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY". I didn’t take him seriously at all but when other people started agreeing with him that is when I completely lost it.

I was standing in front of the class and I was looking at them with a shocked expression. I just slapped my forehead shook my head and just walked out of class. This is when I figured out that we're FUCKED. Also I learned global warming isn’t the problem, stupid people are.

So I came up with a solution put all stupid people in a continent and kill them all. Then try to find an organic way to recycle them and make them useful in the world.

Anyone else agree?

Uploaded 05/03/2008
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