Mallisa seems to think we’re utter dumbasses.  Let's see if she can answer these questions every American should know.

1.  When did the Alamo happen?

2.  Who was the 16th president of the United States?

3.  Who was Davy Crockett?

4.  What is the "Battle Born" state?

5.  Why is it called the "Battle Born" state?

6.  What state is a perfect Square?

7.  What city is Six Flags Fiesta Texas located in?