Greatest Ebaums Story. First Draft.

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I sit unchallenged before the instrument that on one dimension allows me to express myself. On another dimension it borrows into my cranium like a drill looking for life sustenance. At first, I think it is killing me, but then I realize it only feeds on my imagination to feed itself. I am not dying. I am becoming part of a bigger picture.

It is getting late and while others are starting to Google hunt for kiddie porn my consciousness tells me (quietly) that I am now a bunch of film on the cutting room floor during a post on What the Bleep do We Know.
All my ideas, thoughts and imagination have been stripped down to one last frame. A peony and a talking lizard named Churchill is all that is left from a once epic compilation that not only entertained but informed, encouraged and at times even comforted.

My mind rewinds to a comment, while not refined or sober, in some way describes the essence of my soul. It poignancy matches all that I have created, it's vulgarity all that I have destroyed, it's juvenility  with my ignorance and naivety.  "You are the best fucking blogger alive. If Mick Jagger and Ron Paul had a baby, then that baby had sex with Jessica Simpson, you would come out her Vajeen."

Man's foolish pride plays a dominant part in this art. It chokes it, changing the canvas from wondrous art that feeds the soul to a school child's scribbles who's only attribute is how many brightly red stars adorn the page. Or perhaps a comment or two ensuring little Harold has a yet undetected intellect.
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Uploaded 03/26/2011
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