.....After giving you my mighty thumbs up, I wait for a slight second. Then slowly but surely reload the page to see if you have commented on the amazing thumb you have just received.

Tragically you have broken my hEart, completely ignoring my attempt at love, commenting another man..... how could you do this, after all the work I put into giving you that amazing green thumb? Is it my avatar....? does it scare you from your true feeling towards me...?

Because when our comments meet, sparks fly and the true meaning of love connects....