SUM PPL CUM TO ME AND SAY
"U NO KITTEH DAT CANT BEE!  U R ALT"

I BROG 2DAY BECUZ I AM A KITTEH
I DUN EVIN NO WAT ALT MEENZ
I PUSHD DA ALT BUTTUN ON MAH KEYBORD AND NUTTIN HAPPEND
 I GOOGLED DA WERD ALT BUTT MAH PICTOR NOT DARE

I R OWNLEE A KITTEH SOZ ITZ NOT RITE 2 FINK I AM EDUKATED ENUFF TO NO ALL OF DAH ENGRISH WERDS

PLZ XPLANE MOAR DEETALEZ 4 ME PLZ

I NO DAT MEOWST KITTEHZ CANT YEWZ KEYBORD LYKE ME  BUTT I AM SPESHUL BCUZ I AM NEKOS KITTEH    SHE LOOKS XTREEMLEE WELLTHY BCUZ SHE CAN PLAYZ PEEANO GEWD AT DAH LEEGUN
SHE PAYD 4 MAH  SKOOLING DAT LERND ME HOEW 2 TIPE  BUT U DUN NO DAT BCUZ U CANT AFORD IT LYKE HUR

U PPL R MAKIN ME SAD  BYE SAYIN ALL DOSE BAD FINGS 2 ME

I NO NEEZ DIZ TREETMINT  I HAS ENUFF DEPRESHUN 

I CAN HAS 5 STARZ PLZ?!?

KTHNXBAI!