Today I saw a man collecting donations on an off ramp. He wasn't a bum or anything just an old white guy who might have been a shriner or moose man or whatever kind of club an old man would belong to. As he's walking toward me I see that he is wearing a bright orange vest that says, "Help save retarded kids" I swear to god, "help save retarded kids". I know he was from another place and time where retarded people were called retarded people but you can't just go walking around like that. If I was to wear a vest that said help save retarded people aI feel like people would throw vegetables at me and curse my name. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I can't wait to be old and get away with whatever I want.