I was sitting in my boat the other day when I heard a voice say, “Pick me up”.

I looked around and couldn’t see anyone. I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.”

I looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up. Then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen”.

I looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in my breast pocket.

Then the frog said, “Are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen”.

I opened my pocket, looked at the frog and said, “Naaahhhh, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog”.

What Do you THink?