Im sure you remember me.  Im the guy with the really big penis that you wanted to marry, but then I was like "no, bitch!  Get away from me before you give me herpes!" and you were like "But your dick is so big and I want it!" and I was like "but I already have a really hot girlfriend with huge tits and shes a monster in bed and makes my dick feel really good" and you were like "oh ok, can we just be friends then?" and I was like "no bitch, get away from me before you give me herpes!"

So anyways, I was just wondering what you were up to and things like that.  Are you still having a gay lesbian relationship with that one bitch, platypuss?

I dont know how you could ever put up with her.  She was offensive to all 5 senses on an astronomical level.

Anyways, good to see youre still in the blog section.  Dont bother asking for more pics of my hawt, naked, sexy body...  You can just look back through my submissions history to see the pictures. 

Take care, babe.