I was driving to community college the other day (i got kicked out of regular college. Am i that much of a badass? No, not at all.) when something caught my eye on the side of the road. I slowed down; It's construction season here in MI. Anyway, as I looked on at this thing for a few seconds. At first i was a bit confused as to what the contraption was, and then it hit me.

It was

a.

fucking.

hovercraft.

Seriously guys, a fucking hovercraft. It's like a fuckin orgasm machine. I had a RC one when I was like 5, but i never knew they made full size ones. Anyone ever seen one, or ridden one? I hope to God it's as good as I imagine.