Homer Simspon quotes

Quotes from the genius himself:

  • Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!
  • Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
  • But Marge, it's uter-US, not uter-YOU!
  • Did you know that in Massachusetts it's legal to marry your son?
  • D'oh! Nuts. Mmmm... donuts.
  • Don't hassle the dead, boy. They have eerie powers.
  • Everyone knows I'm what makes this town great!
  • First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
  • (drunk) Guess how many boobs I saw today? Fifteen!
  • (talking about a private eye) How ironic. Now he's blind after a life of being able to see.
  • I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
  • I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!
  • I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
  • (upon witnessing a meteor shower) I wish God was alive to see this.
  • If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would've made gluttony a sin.
  • Just like the bible says: Screw that!
  • Operator, get me Thailand. T, I... and so on.

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