Okay, guys... This is more than a little annoying. Honking at a girl as you drive by her is NOT the best way to get her attention. You'll just make yourself more hated by us all. It's not cute. It's not funny. It's not going to make us want you. I thought this was all going to stop once I was married and had a kid, but nooooooooo. I can't work in my yard or even walk down to the mailbox without one of you (meaning guys in general) jackasses honking at me. Even pushing my daughter in her stroller doesn't deter you in any way. It's annoying as fuck.

So, yeah. Stop it. Or I may have to purchase a pellet rifle and shoot your fucking car next time.  Oh, and I'm a really fucking good shot.