I just had the worst night ever. My wife and I decided to go out in the hot tub for some fun. We are in the privacy of our backyard, it is nearly dark, and we're naked. We light a few tiki torches and turn on the bubbles. We are having some wine and discussing our day. One thing leads to another, and we start making out.
Now I don't like to brag, but my wife and I are in pretty good shape. I mean we aren't 25 anymore, but we're still pretty taught. We can get pretty animated with our love making. I pick her up and sit her on the edge of the hot tub. I am kissing and teasing her slowly at first. Then I start making my way south. All of the sudden, I hear our neighbor messing around with her grill. I figure it's dark so she won't be able to see anything. I just continue. A couple of minutes later, I notice the neighbor still watching. She is a single gal and must be into voyeurism. I whisper to my wife, "We're being watched." My wife begins moaning louder when I assume my position south of the border. As my wife is building towards the big O, she begins driving my head like a bus. I am really getting into it now and feel the anticipation of it being "my turn". I can feel myself saluting my wife's leg. My erection is like a migrating salmon, pulling my entire body upstream to my wife's mommy parts.
Before the fun starts, a goddamn swat team busts through my back gate. They are screaming for us to get out of the tub. Apparently, someone heard our loud moans and called the po-po. Worst of all, they totally ruin the mood and my wife is too mad to resume our romp. Therefore, I had to go rub one out to some porn, which was very anticlimactic.
I am going to keep my eye on the neighbor. The next time she is all cozied up in a Jell-o bath with someone, she might get surprised.